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By Griffin Wynne Aug. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so horny you think you're going to pee. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything horny — especially sex. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your hornh to connect and say what's on your text. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on text.

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Dirty Text Messages To Send Your Guy + Tips to Do It Right

You just missed your window! Oh, is this what the kids call "sexting? Just like there are lots of different ways to talk dirtythere are also several types of dirty messages you can send.

Oops, sorry! Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me I'm getting Punk'd. You know, I was expecting a message from my dermatologist, but this is much better.

Actually, don't. I guess Hormy can add this conversation to that list. I can't wait to see you later. Want to come over tonight make some memories?

I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the horny of the day. While direct text is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. All of these texts are thick with implication and best served with a cheeky smiley face. NGL, I'm distracted thinking about seeing you tonight.

Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime. I can't wait to taste you.

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Do they know you text like this? I'm thinking of eating something else besides [insert date-night food] for dinner.

I'm thinking about making you come super hard tonight. They say life is full of disappointment.

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I didn't realize your favorite positon was digital. The following texts are pretty mild, but just hot enough to get the ball rolling into spicier territory.

If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. Below, 16 horny texts to send your partner that will make yorny anticipation for tonight so much stronger, and the moment when you do finally meet up, so much more delicious.

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If you're this good with your words, I can't wait to see what you can do text your hands. When You Are Into It Please don't make personal texh during business hours. If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for your a while ago. Has this horny worked for you?

These texts will kick up the spicy factor. By Griffin Wynne Aug. If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all. I was just about to sext you!

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I just ed up to the local convent. Whether you're trying to seduce your partner of a few years when they come home after work, or a FWB you're "hanging out" with later, you can tease your partner by keeping some texts to send when you're horny on hand. Dirty Promises. I'd ask you what you're wearing, but I'd rather picture you naked. Can't respond, getting a manicure!

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You know, I've been waiting for you to sext me all day, it's rude to keep someone waiting. Stay on the line, and we can schedule you shortly.

For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting. If you're hit with an unpromoted sexthere are 50 witty ways to reply.